BRAND NEW MERCH!

GARE BEAR TEE

Be a part of history and become a GareBear....Just like José who has a dish of food on his stomach.

Ga’riffs TEE

This luxurious shirt says “I watch a man shout from his bedroom every Thursday, and I want you to know.”

ANYHOOZLEBEE TEE

Anyhoozlbee is the perfect saying to get out of an awkward situation... Anyhoozlebee, it’s now on a tee shirt. Get yours now and impress your friends and loved ones.

JOSE THE LAPEL PIN

Have you always wondered what it would be like to have a 19 pound cat on your chest but feared sternum collapse? Well this is your loophole dream! Enjoy the José pin on your lapel, bag, or hat. Or another place. You have freedom here.

GARCORP INDUSTRIES TEE

Garcorp industries has been revolutionizing the world with whatever it is that we do. For decades now. Be a part of the the revolution. Fuck your Elon musk.

RIDDLED WITH DISEASE tour poster

This sexy poster can be hung on walls, ceiling, or even wall. Framed or unframed we here guarantee that it will have guests saying “who’s that? Oh yeah I have heard of it.”

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ANYHOOZLEBEE MASKS

Is there a better way to be corona-free than with a mask that says Anyhoozlebee?

RIDDLED WITH DISEASE LIMITED EDITION VINYL

You want ‘Riddled With Disease’ (the hit debut album) on vinyl you got it! This fun little number utilizes the sexiness of the poster but adds two records of comedy inside. Sounds too good to be true? Well it isn’t!

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